Idea for a Talented & Brand New Indian Team

Why don't we invite all players of Indian Origin from other teams to emigrate to India and play for India? This way we would have the best team of international class professional players with Indian sounding names representing India and also beating the crap out of Bangladesh, Burma, Ethiopia etc...

I feel, the ideal Indian team would be

Shivnarine Chanderpaul (C)
Ramnaresh Sarwan
Monty Panesar
Ravi Bopara
Jeetan Patel
Danish Kaneria
Denesh Ramdhin
S Dhaniram
U Bhatti
NS Poonia
Ravindu Shah
T Mishra

Why they would come to India?
1) Huge Money Ofcourse
2) Celebrity like status
3) Additional income in terms of Ad contracts and other endorsement contracts
4) Better than doing their jobs in their respective countries and playing part time cricket