Annoying Habits

I share my cubicle with my friend...lets call him Sanjeev. Sanjeev like every other human being takes breaks and sometimes gets out of his cubicle. He does not have to tell me where he goes and neither am I interested. But whats annoys me is when people come looking for him when he is not there.

The first question they ask me is "Hey Sandesh, Sanjeev is not there ?" I get pissed and I answer "Yeah..He is not there". Why can't they use a little bit of common sense to look for clues if a person has come in or not. Like for example, look for bags, coats, lunch boxes on his table, switched on computers etc.

I was thinking what could be a equally pissing off reply...Next time one of these morons come along I am gonna say this...

1) Hey Sanjeev, Apna Mr India wala watch uthar ke saamne aa..
2) Hey Sanjeev, Remove that Harry Potter cloak you borrowed yesterday
3) Start searching for Sanjeev under the table and in the drawers
4) Simply mislead people that he did not come to office

A Rant post after a long time !!!